Trailer Park Boys Green Bastard T-Shirt – Official Tee

The Green Bastard, Parts Unknown

Ricky tried to say this shirt was his idea. It wasn't. Julian tried to take credit too. He's next on the list. This is the Green Bastard's shirt and everybody in Sunnyvale knows it, and if they don't know it yet they're gonna find out real soon.

The shirt itself is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, which is the strongest fabric in the known universe, and it fits perfect because of the side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Nobody's ripping this shirt off the Green Bastard. Nobody's even gonna try.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight yet powerful, like the Green Bastard
• Pre-shrunk — because the Green Bastard doesn't shrink from anything
• Side-seamed construction for maximum intimidation fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — built for battle
• Unisex — the Green Bastard welcomes all challengers
• Available in sizes S through 4XL

Coney Island Saucery makes each one of these special when somebody orders it. That means it's not some cheap thing mass-produced in a factory somewhere. It's a serious garment for serious people. Or for people who are scared of the Green Bastard and want to show some respect. Either way.

Bubbles had nothing to do with this. Stop asking.

THE GREEN BASTARD. PARTS UNKNOWN.