Coney Island Saucery Merch & Apparel - T-Shirts & Accessories

Forged in Fire. Carved from the Earth. Built to Dominate.

This is not a serving tray. This is a weapon of hospitality. The Slayer Custom Serving Tray was born from locally sourced cherry wood, shaped by the hands of a...

Rep the Brand. Wear the Heat.

The official Coney Island Saucery unisex tee — because if you're going to put hot sauce on everything, you might as well look good doing it. Soft, comfortable, and built to last, this is...

Things Are Getting Spooky in the Saucery.

The Coney Island Saucery Spook Show tee is here — limited edition, bold graphic, and built for those who like their hot sauce with a side of the macabre. Soft, lightweight, with just...

The Raining Blood Hot Sauce Tee comes in heavy. Deep red print that looks more like sauce than ink, laid into a black shirt that wears in, not out. Nothing polished, nothing overworked. Just a graphic that...

Trailer Park Boys Deeecent Hot Sauce T-Shirt

Look, I'm not gonna make this complicated. This is a good shirt. It's made right, it fits right, and it looks good. Ricky wanted to be the one to talk about it but...

The Green Bastard, Parts Unknown

Ricky tried to say this shirt was his idea. It wasn't. Julian tried to take credit too. He's next on the list. This is the Green Bastard's shirt and everybody in Sunnyvale knows it, and...

Ricky's Smokes Let's Go! — The Official Trailer Park Boys T-Shirt

Julian said I had to write something about this shirt so here it is. It's a good shirt, alright? Like, it's made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton which...

Stay Dry. Stay Bold.

The Coney Island Saucery Semi-Automatic Foldable Umbrella is built for people who take their hot sauce seriously and their weather protection even more so. Bold branding meets functional design — because looking good in the rain...

This 16oz pint glass brings a vintage boardwalk mood to your table. The bold black-and-white emblem—evoking old amusement park signs and salty sea air—wraps the glass for a little nostalgia with every sip. Thick tempered glass feels reassuring in...